Karen does not want to be bothered.
(HT @sisoma via this.)
When Karen was in school, the other kids pleaded for dioramas to be graded on a curve.
Karen’s christmas cookies are delicious.
This is Karen’s communications center. She has at least six friends in every country, except Gambia, but she has a plan.
This is how Karen archives her photos.
This is a photo from the truck that Karen dropped on Mars via a skycrane.
This is Karen’s other car.
This is Karen’s summer home, based upon a cocktail napkin explanation of the explosion patterns of Higgs Boson particles. Tourists pay her to live there.
This is Karen’s kitchen computer. Her Bytes of Macaroni and Cheese recipe is in The Smithsonian.
This is one of Karen’s many mobile communication devices. On it, she doesn’t receive the Internet. The Internet receives her.